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26

Sep

Anonymous said: If you had to explain the differences between california and Texas to someone not from America, how would u?

kingjaffejoffer:

Texans carry a lot of history and tradition on their shoulders. I personally would say they’re “saddled” with it, but they would probably disagree and paint it as a positive thing. They’re one of the most nationalistic states and they’re really into their identity and culture. They use their past as a rock and source of strength. 

Californians don’t really care about the history of California and are less tethered by tradition. The culture here is more open to change and embrace new ways of life. Definitely more liberal. 

If states were rappers. Texas would definitely be KRS-1. Califonia is kind of like Snoop.

KRS-1 be like “Do you know what I’ve done for this culture? I’m the teacher. I’ll slay all you young fools on the mic. Why aren’t you listening to that one album I put out 25 years ago? You are such a peasant. I am a legend.”

Snoop be like “you know what would be funny, if we got high and then put on white boy makeup and a wig, I think im going to name myself Todd”

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This was undoubtedly the best one.

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25

Sep

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28

Aug

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Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

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Aug

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27

Jul

Devil in a New Jersey…

Devil in a New Jersey…

22

Jul